Internet Affair

Thank God that this is only an internet affair.
She thought while typing furiously about kisses.
virtual kisses for a virtual man,
While her real man was in bed,
Asleep,
Unaware,
Sincere,
And loving.
Thank God he doesn’t know I know the Wi-Fi password.
She thought as she was imagining all the ways
She should have been kissed,
Or held,
Or loved,
Or whatever.

Thank God she doesn’t know I know.
He thought while reading the words she typed about kisses.
Those virtual kisses for a virtual man,
While he was real
And he was in her bed.
He read all that stuff about sleeping,
And loving,
And caring,
While thinking no one cares,
And no one loves,
And no one sleeps with somebody now.
So why is he sad?
Why is he hurt?
It’s only an internet affair
And she knows the Wi-Fi password.

Expresiile internautului modern

Un scurt ghid, cu posibilitatea de expandare in viitor, in cazul in care cerintele o cer.

– a da jos = a downloada

– face sens = fortatul lui „make sense”

– ma dau pe net = netul e un tobogan

– „cum sa faci bani din …” – inlocuieste „…” cu advertising, net, blog, etc.

– „cum sa …” – caci se stie ca internautul e plin de intrebari, dar si plin de raspunsuri

– dreptul la libera exprimare / opinie = folosit cand expresorul / opinantul nu are argumente valide, clare si bine puse la punct, asa ca se foloseste de democratie

– am gugalit = am cautat pe Google

– seo = aici nu mi-am dat seama la ce se refera, dat fiind faptul ca majoritatea nu stiu ce vorbesc

– tweetmeet = locul in care se aduna pasaretul de pe twitter

– a urca pe net = a uploada chestii, spre folosul tuturor

– print screen – util si celor mai putin obisnuiti cu tehnologia, cat mai ales persoanelor care cred ca „o poza face cat 1000 de cuvinte”

– hater = persoana care uraste, in principiu, tot, fara drept de apel, argumente sau alte chestii normale

– troll = persoana care se hraneste cu nervii nostri, arunca pastile si inflameaza aiurea comunitati intregi

– usability = o chestie necesara unui site, dar care este un mister pentru oamenii care-l au

– reach – ?

– pitch = prezentare de marketing, dar nu sunt sigura (sunt blonda)

– bani = entitate virtuala la care spera utilizatorii de internet.