I dream of you,
My long lost boy,
I dream you furry,
Playing with a toy.
Barking at the wrongest people ever,
Peeing in the house. Me?! Never!
You’ll be my pal, my blanky and my dog,
You’ll play all night and I’ll sleep like a log.
I’ll feed you crackers, broken plushies, maybe socks,
You’ll feed me love and you will pee on rocks.
I think of you, from time to time,
Wishing that you were truly mine,
But until then, Tuddles, my dear,
I’ll be right here,
Having a beer.