capricorn I am a Capricorn, the epitome for rich and ambitious pricks who don’t care about you.
I’ll write my own horoscope, thank you. I don’t wish for a pseudo-journalist with too much time on his/her hands and a shitty job to determine which planet gives me money (thank you, Jupiter) or which one makes me fall in love.
There’s no such thing as love. Only carrer and success.