Cum m-a făcut Mariţa să ţin dietă

Într-o după amiază, Secretul Victoriţei se anina lejer pe gardul care era Mariţa. Era cald şi frumos şi doar o fătucă aşa frumoasă că Mariţa şi-ar fi permis să-şi deschidă ochişorii la orele acestea înaintate.

Mariţa se puse de se întinse graţios prin pat, grohăind uşor şantiereşte când şi-a adus aminte de celebra întrebare „Ce ţi-e, mamă, când te-ntinzi?”.

Soarele năpădea prin casa ei cu iz de cămin de Regie, aşa că duse mâna graţioasă la ochişorii ei albaştri de Moldova, pentru a citi ceasul. Eh, normal că Mariţa nu s-a prins să-l citească din prima (încă-i mai lipseau ceasurile cu afişaj digital), dar măcar îl citeşte mai repede ca la început. Mânuţa ei de Mariţa era împodobită doar cu o Fosilă, da’ ce şi-ar mai fi dorit un Vaşeron din ăla! Bine, momental nu şi l-ar fi putut permite, aşa că îşi scruta ces’şorul aşa cum putea ea mai bine.

Mariţa dete la o parte păturica şi lenea şi se ridică din pat. Secretul Victoriţei şi Fosila atârnau de pe ea, căci deh! Ca să şi le permită, trebuia să sară nişte mese pe săptămână, cam vreo 20 aşa.

Căsuţa ei cu aspect de Regie era mică (nu era că şi cum ar fi stat la Meriot!), dar era ok. Măcar avea baie în cameră! Bucătărie n-avea, dar ceaiul poţi să-l faci şi la un fierbător Filips. Nu putea să meargă prea mult prin casă, căci era riscul de-a se lovi de pereţi (semi-pseudo-garsonieră ei avea vreo 20 mp de toţi, din care cel puţin 50% era spaţiu ocupat de hăinuţe şi pantofiori).

Aşa a învăţat-o mămica ei de-acasă – o fetiţă ca ea are hăinuţe şi pantofiori şi gentuţe şi e frumuşică foc. Doar că mămica ei de acasă nu ştie că la Bucuresti se zice „frumi” şi „dimi” şi „cu_plă” şi nu ştie că rochiţele şi fustiţele se fac greu, din sudoarea minţii altora.

Ce-i drept e drept, Mariţa este o fetiţă frumi. ‘Năltuţă şi blonduţă şi cu ochişorii albaştri, slăbuţă şi nu tocmai ne-profitoare (dar asta mai mult din pricina că e uşor inadaptabilă în faţa unei vieţi de muncă serioasă), Mariţa a colecţionat hăinuţele ca pe bărbaţi. Sau bărbaţii ca pe hăinuţe, e tare greu de zis.

Hăinuţele, ca şi bărbaţii, o descoperă şi îi arată cele mai bune
puncte şi linii şi alte categorii de forme ce ţin de geometria corporală a unei domnişoare stilate. Iar dacă ştiu ceva sigur, acel ceva e că natura simplistă a Mariţei va considera că vorbeşte invidia din mine. Pentru că-s grasă şi n-am haine frumoase, şi m-am gândit că uite-aşa voi deveni o a doua Mariţa.

Inverted Kiss

I keep my lips apart,
My hips are near my heart.
I suffer from each breath I take,
Under my skin there is a snake.

I let the sin sink in my soul
And let it shatter love in holes,
And as I lie and start to shiver,
My spit is glowing just like silver.

I have no answer in my mouth,
The rivers just stopped going south.
I close my eyes and lips I close,
My breath inside of me – it froze.

I kiss my insides and my veins,
There’s emptiness and there are chains.
I kiss whatever that is left
After you finished with this theft.

Darren Hayes – Darkness

It’s that time of the year again…

Been spending so much time underground
I guess my eyes adjusted
To the lack of light

I got
Covered in darkness
Covered in darkness

I have been waiting
Always waiting for something new
Happiness has always ended
In the blink of an eye
There was no one attending
No one attending

It doesn’t really matter where it all began
All I know
I got covered in darkness
Covered in darkness
Ever wonder why I never really truly connect
Although my eyes are open
I can hold your gaze
But I am never connected
Never connected

I am famous for my generosity
They say I am the kindest
But it is easier to
Give than receive love
Give than receive love

It doesn’t really matter where it all began
All I know
I was covered in darkness
Covered in darkness

Turning pages over
Run away to nowhere
And it’s hard to take control
When your enemy’s old and afraid of you
You’ll discover that the monster you were running from
Is the monster in you

Better to hold on to love
Better to hold on to love
Change will come

It doesn’t really matter where it all began
All I know
I was covered in darkness
Covered in darkness

It doesn’t really matter where it all began
Cuz all I know
I was lost
I was lost
No, no

It doesn’t really matter where it all began no no
All I know
I was lost
I feel lost
Lost
No…

Unei glumete

Uneori imi lasi impresii
Ca esti neam cu strambe trestii,
Tot te zbati si te tot mani
Cu-ale tale doua maini.

Tu glumesti si tot incerci,
Dar tot faci din glume terci.
Nici macar nu pot zambi
La asa glume hazlii.

Stiu, te crezi superioara,
Si ti-am spus-o intr-o doara,
Motivand rapid ca-i gluma
Si apoi ti-am dat o guma.

Vezi tu, glumele-s facute
Ca sa radem iute-iute,
Dar de crezi ca te pricepi,
Eu ti-am dat o mie tepi.

N-ai aflat secretul si nu-l spun,
Nu vreau sa afli bancul bun
Ce te-ar putea face placuta.
(Ca stii si tu ca esti cucuta!)

Deja te stie lumea de „simpatica”,
Da’ cand vorbesti, se-aude statica.
Eu nu te plac, nici viceversa,
Relatia noastra n-are ce-aniversa.

Review – Sabaton, Eluveitie & Wisdom

I went last night to see a metal show – I haven’t seen one in a long-long time, so when I bought the tickets, last November, I thought „hmm, why not? they are pretty good”.
I kinda waited for this show, because I felt like I needed the out-of-the-ordinary experience, since my life is filled with going out for a coffee or other drinks, going to a club, walking the dog and oh-so-mighty going to work. Metal was good for me, so I tried to review the concert on the spot, step by step, as everything happened.
The outcome? Sort of a tweeted review, if only I had tweeted it (I still don’t use my Twitter account, so you get the picture). Here comes nothing!

wisdomband_1

Wisdom not so wise, creatively speaking
Lead singer that stars in a Pantene comercial and also does air guitar
Kinda copy cats – Metallica & Bon Jovi circa 80s
Really really average singer, with high school lyrics and GOT references
Necesary time to pass for you to like Wisdom – one shitty beer from Turbojalle (play on words, omg, I am so witty!) (pic here)

eluveitie

Eluveitie – awesome start!!!
* metal is a genre that can be done in pairs – you get introduced by someone you like and you stay there, as some of the couples present there proved*

Awesome vocal, awesome drummer, Anna missing, but it’s still a great show
Lots of people stuck in the 80s – hairwise
I can’t say too much about Eluveitie, because they were too awesome to make time to record any of it
This, adding my unnecessary swelling of the hands when it gets crowded, made it a little tough to keep track of things (pic here)

*All the cocalari!!! Cocalari metalisti, but still…*

Sabaton

Sabaton ruled the house
Their raw power, and drums and guitars moved an entire mass of people
Romanian flag and also goosebumps (according to Sabaton’s lead singer)

Omg, he’s got the moves like Freddie!!!
I want to hit the drums, not play them! Omg, I forgot how to human!!!!

The Ting Tings – That’s not my name… Oups, error!
Sabaton is a magical show – the lead keeps appearing and disappearing on the stage, makes me think he’s related to Flash
We got to chose the next song, but then we didn’t. Into the fire!
Still wanna be a drummer! Muhaha!
Now I’ve learnt how easy it is to become an arena band – Iron Maiden style
Swedish time!!! A lifetime of war – easy pick
Swedish – such a beatiful language, I can’t understand shit :))
ABBA, wtf is wrong with us? :))
Weird music, omg!
And then some emo stuff…
So I had to go, cause of all that tiredness and stuff… (pic here)

Overall:
Wisdom 4/10
Eluveitie 10/10
Sabaton 8/10